Breaking News: West Wing Storms the President’s Cabinet Protesting Trump Administration

By Lily Rosen

This afternoon, West Wing was captured storming the President’s Cabinet, blasting halftime performer Bad Bunny’s “NUEVAYoL.” The committee vivaciously chanted a quote from the singer’s recent halftime performance, yelling, “Love over hate.” Their message was ill-received, being met with the Cabinet’s own chants of “Pres Cab,” and “Donald Trump.” West Wing was shown holding signs ripped from the wall, previously hung by Pres Cab, promoting their love for our current president. After being asked about these signs, Deputy Secretary of the Interior Katherine McGregor and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard simply said, “They’re in support of our president,” refusing to expand. Being questioned about Trump’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election, they responded, “I don’t think he lost, I think the elections were rigged.” 

Christopher Landau, Katherine McGregor, Tulsi Gabbard

The President’s Cabinet continues to be questioned and held accountable by West Wing as their signs promote Trump’s third presidential term in 2028. West Wing was shown ripping up these signs in their protest, showering Vice President J.D. Vance in their shreddings. 

West Wing protesting in President Cabinet’s committee