Breaking: Walls Painted Red for Trump

spmedia7
Feb 21
1 min read

Posters in support of Donald Trump fill the halls.

By Anna Samary Marques

This afternoon at around 3 pm, members of the Presidential Cabinet were seen painting the third floor of the Sheraton in red – putting up posters in favor of President Donald Trump. These posters, made of red paper and easel pads, covered walls, signs, and even ceilings. A source in the cabinet said that “the Presidential Cabinet is just a group of intellectuals who really understand the wants and needs of the American Citizens…” and that posters are necessary because people “need to know that we’re there for them and that they can trust us.” Another source in the cabinet said that people “need to know who our king is…Donald Trump.”

Although the first source assured that there is unity within the press cabinet, a debate about calling Donald Trump “king” seems to contradict those claims. The West Wing took down the posters about 20 minutes later, but this incident has exposed the separation within the cabinet.

Comments

The Rivalry Continues: West Wings Response to Presidential Cabinet

By Joely Kaplan, Brynn Hopf, Ariana Koniecko, and Emmalyne Rhode The media held a press conference today with the West Wing amid the heated rivalry with the Presidential Cabinet. During the conference, Karoline Leavitt, the White House Press Secretary, entered and fought with the West Wing. Presidential Candidate Shapiro retaliated with his own statement, arguing against Leavitt's seemingly baseless claim about the “fake news” surrounding Trump. Since the first day of the Co

Feb 212 min read

Breaking News: West Wing Storms the President’s Cabinet Protesting Trump Administration

By Lily Rosen This afternoon, West Wing was captured storming the President’s Cabinet, blasting halftime performer Bad Bunny’s “NUEVAYoL.” The committee vivaciously chanted a quote from the singer’s recent halftime performance, yelling, “Love over hate.” Their message was ill-received, being met with the Cabinet’s own chants of “Pres Cab,” and “Donald Trump.” West Wing was shown holding signs ripped from the wall, previously hung by Pres Cab, promoting their love for our curr

Feb 211 min read

Johnathan L. Jackson on Turmoil in the South China Sea

By Aidan Reifsnyder There is tension brewing in the South China Sea because China is intruding into other territories’ waters on the grounds that their territory should be based on the 9 dash line document from 1947. Many different stances have been presented by both republicans and democrats on ways to resolve any issues brought on by China's intrusion. Representative Jonathan L. Jackson (D-IL-01) has a very strong stance on what action should be taken. As someone very opp

Feb 212 min read