Breaking News; The Constitutional Convention Catches Dysentery

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Feb 21
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Lin-Manuel Miranda Saves The Day

By Joely Kaplan and Brynn Hopf

“Then all of a sudden, so many people caught dysentery, and we're literally dying. So they had to go in the middle of the convention and they couldn't speak or talk or write” Said Nathaniel Gorham (Federalist, MA).

Today, during the constitutional convention, several attendees caught Dysentery, a contagious disease caused by dirty water that was common in the 18th and 19th centuries, during the time of the Constitutional Convention. The delegates then got pulled into a murder mystery game of “Mafia” to survive. When attendees caught Dysentary, they were stuck in the middle of the room unable to leave. Just when everyone was worried about who would survive, Lin-Manuel Miranda magically traveled back in time to give them the cure. This cure allowed for all attendees to live and continue writing the Constitution.

This outbreak had caused a setback for the Convention, but luckily they can continue working immediately.

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